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Treadmills, I Used To HATE, HATE, HATE Them

DougC 2026-02-24

When I finally made the decision to lose the weight and get my life back on track before I ended up as a contestant on My 600-lb Life, I knew cardio had to be part of the deal. I wasn’t going to start doing jumping jacks or squat thrusts at 350-plus pounds. That was never happening. A treadmill started making the most sense. It felt like the only tool I could realistically use without breaking myself in half.

What I didn’t count on was how physically impossible it was going to be just to assemble the damn thing. Being morbidly obese doesn’t exactly give you the flexibility of a gymnast, so after it arrived from Amazon, I had to call my contractor and get him over to help me put it together. When it was finally standing there in my house, that’s when it hit me. I had just welcomed into my home the device I would come to hate more than anything else on this planet.

I tried it on the absolute lowest setting. Five minutes. That’s all I could do. Five miserable minutes, and when I looked at the display and saw I had burned a grand total of 18 calories, I wanted to throw the whole thing out the window. I tried again. Same result. Exhausted, drenched, discouraged.

Like anyone who’s great at rationalizing bad habits, I told myself, maybe I’m too fat to use it right now. Maybe it’ll be easier after I lose 50 pounds. And just like that, I became the proud owner of an expensive dust collector. It sat there untouched for almost a year.

Joining a gym is what saved me. I had reached the point where I couldn’t stand the way I looked or felt anymore. I had already dropped some weight, but at the rate I was going, I wouldn’t hit my goal until the year 2030. Maybe I’m exaggerating a bit, but that’s how it felt. That’s when Joe, my trainer and now one of my closest buddies, finally got through my thick skull about the treadmill. He explained why having one at home mattered. The home models store your workouts, track your progress, give you programs, and let you walk through Europe or anywhere you want. Anything to make the minutes pass a little faster.

In true Doug fashion, once I decided to do it, I went all in. That’s when it finally happened. The weight started coming off faster. I could breathe easier. I felt lighter, stronger, and it was actually working.

The real moment came later. I was about 80 percent of the way toward the body I wanted when I suddenly noticed I didn’t have love handles anymore. No rolls, no spare tire, nothing. I asked Joe what caused it. His answer was simple: cardio on the treadmill.

Right then, my feelings toward that machine flipped. The treadmill I once hated with every fiber of my being became the machine that helped reshape my life.

Treadmills are simpler than most people think. You step on, hit Start, and move. That’s it. Because they’re so straightforward, they end up being one of the most dependable ways to burn fat and keep your weight under control.

Take something as basic as a 17-minute vigorous session. Not an hour. Not some heroic workout. Just 17 minutes where you actually push yourself. That one session can burn around 320 calories. Do that every day for a week and you’ve already burned 2,240 calories without making a single dramatic change to your life.

Now add the calories you burn lifting weights, moving around during the day, walking to your car, carrying groceries, and doing whatever normal life asks of you. Suddenly you’re not at 2,240 anymore. You’re realistically breaking 3,300-plus calories burned in a week. And you know what that equals: one pound of fat, gone.

Most men don’t think about it this way. They assume it takes huge time or superhuman effort. It doesn’t. It takes consistency. It takes intention. And it takes discipline, a lot of discipline. The treadmill rewards the man who shows up, even on the days he doesn’t want to. Especially on the days he doesn’t want to.

What I love now is the honesty. A treadmill doesn’t flatter you. It doesn’t sugarcoat your effort. It gives you exactly what you earn. If you push, it shows. If you coast, it shows. If you quit early, that shows too. It’s predictable, measurable, controllable, and the results are real.

Once you know what a treadmill can do for your body, the next step is learning how to use it the right way. Most men hop on, walk at the same pace the entire time, and wonder why nothing changes. That’s not how you burn fat, and it’s definitely not how you train your heart.

What works is intensity cycles. Speed up. Slow down. Speed up again. That up-and-down rhythm is what strengthens the heart and accelerates fat loss.

Here’s what a real, effective treadmill workout looks like. You warm up for 3 minutes at a slower pace, something like 1.5 mph. Once your legs and breathing settle in, you go 1 minute at 3.0 mph, then drop back to 2.0 mph for a minute, then back up to 3.0 mph again. You repeat that until you’ve done 6 bursts at your higher speed. When that’s done, you finish with a 3-minute cool down at 1.5 mph.

You don’t have to start at those exact numbers. If you’re new, start where you need to and work your way up. At least every other month, bump your incline up 1 notch. Right now, I’m at incline 9, my slow pace is 3.1 mph, and my bursts are 4.1 mph. I built up to that over time. You will too.

Those repeated rises and falls in heart rate are what make cardio so valuable. That’s the real heart work. That’s cardio doing what cardio is supposed to do.

Now let’s talk about JRNY. It’s completely optional if money is tight, but if your budget can handle it, it’s absolutely worth it. JRNY gives you a massive variety of guided workouts that are voice-led. The trainer tells you exactly when to speed up, when to slow down, when to push, and when to ease off. You never have to guess.

The variety keeps you from getting bored. You can choose scenic routes and walk through foreign lands. Some days I look at Italy or France. Other days I tune in the news. Sometimes I put on high-intensity workout music and just grind. It keeps things fresh, which makes you more consistent, and that’s the whole point.

You don’t need JRNY to get results, but it definitely makes the treadmill an experience instead of a chore.

Here’s the truth. You’re not just buying a machine. You’re buying a chance, a tool, a path back to the man you know you can be. You’re not buying a treadmill. You’re buying better health, better confidence, and a better life. And aren’t you worth it?